I am best fortune teller out there.
Ask me your question. I will give you your answer.
I expect the person typing the answer to be you. If you hand it to your friend, I will not know it. If you must ask a question on behalf of your friend, use your friends name in the question.
I believe you will be very surprised at the quality of your answers.
I take no resposibility for your actions. I may advise, you decide wether to take it.
Try me. I dare you.